BRIEFING NOTE: This is some epic shit!
Illuminae by Amie Kaufman & Jay Kristoff
Genres: Sci-Fi, Young Adult
Published: 20th October, 2018
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Series: The Illuminae Files #1
Rating: 5
The year is 2575, and two rival megacorporations are at war over a planet that’s little more than an ice-covered speck at the edge of the universe. Too bad nobody thought to warn the people living on it. With enemy fire raining down on them, Kady and Ezra—who are barely even talking to each other—are forced to fight their way onto an evacuating fleet, with an enemy warship in hot pursuit.
But their problems are just getting started. A deadly plague has broken out and is mutating, with terrifying results; the fleet’s AI, which should be protecting them, may actually be their enemy; and nobody in charge will say what’s really going on. As Kady hacks into a tangled web of data to find the truth, it’s clear only one person can help her bring it all to light: the ex-boyfriend she swore she’d never speak to again.
BRIEFING NOTE: Told through a fascinating dossier of hacked documents—including emails, schematics, military files, IMs, medical reports, interviews, and more—Illuminae is the first book in a heart-stopping, high-octane trilogy about lives interrupted, the price of truth, and the courage of everyday heroes.
<Begin transmission>
Notes from the Little Black Notebook (a.k.a. The Blankie Files)
⇒I’m reading this while listening to the audio. Full cast, mind you. It’s mind blowing.
⇒All these added sound effects make this experience absolutely immersive.
⇒A harrowing account of the casualties, with pages and pages of pictures and somber music playing in the background. Oh, the feels.
⇒AIDAN. Twisty little motherfucker. He’s not even a person. He’s the ship’s AI. He’s totally psychotic.
“The human brain has the computational efficiency of 10^-26. You are an abacus of horse guts and shiny beads beside me. You do not understand. Cannot comprehend. And I have no time to bend the meat inside your skull and make it grasp the simple truth that still somehow eludes you.”
⇒Everyone’s in danger. There’s barely any downtime.
⇒Fast paced. Action packed.
⇒Badass crew. Kady, Ezra, Zhang, Sgt. McNulty.
Psych eval; Kady.Doesn’t work well with others. Doesn’t respect authority. Regularly downplays her abilities. Annoying, but smart.
“I am frequently underestimated. I think it’s because I’m short.”
Psych eval; Ezra. Doesn’t play well with the psychologist. Hostile. Anxiety, PTSD. Also quite mature, and somewhat poetic.
Observations. Prepared by Norrie (Analyst ID 0530b1anki3)
Despite the unusual format the story is conveyed with precision. The constant sense of danger, the weight of every action and the consequences of a simple mistake are delivered in a painfully accurate manner.
“Numbers do not feel. Do not bleed or weep or hope. They do not know bravery or sacrifice. Love and allegiance. At the very apex of callousness, you will find only ones and zeros.”
Even though we only get to know the characters through their dialogue snippets, chat log, and a few surveillance notes, we are not left wondering who they are, how they feel, or what they are doing.
BRIEFING NOTE: Don’t be alarmed by the size of the book. Do not feel intimidated by its 600 pages. A lot of them are pictures, or have a few words scattered around. For real.
Read it! It’s awesome.
<Over and out>
Right?!! I totally loved this one too and sci-fi is so not me! 🙂 great review!!
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I think it certainly has an appeal for readers who like other genres more, and was defo an interesting experience 🙂
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I love the format for this review, Analyst Norrie. Your love for this one shines through.
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Haha, thank you. I liked it way more than i thought i will 😊
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I put the audiobook on my shelf three years ago and it’s just languished there. Your review is wicked good, Norrie!! Now I’ve got to put this into my 2019 plan.
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Ah, the audio is so well done, down to the last little details.
Hope you’ll have fun listening to it 🤗
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I love how you wrote your review for this one, haha! 😀 Amazing!
AIDAN is.. psychotic indeed but seriously one of my favorite characters ever. I got the urge to reread these books yesterday but they’re packed up already, unfortunately. :’) Otherwise I would’ve given in to temptation. 😛 Hope you enjoy Obsidio and Gemina at least as much!
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He is cool isn’t he 😃. Really liked how philosophical he/it? got sometimes.
I got the Gemina audio, just need the book now.
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Just go with “he”! I attempted calling AIDAN “it” for a while, but he’s such a huge character that it didn’t feel right anymore. 😛
Whoop! Hope you get it soon!
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This book/series was always on my ‘not interested/ not gonna pick up’ lists but your review makes me actually question that decision. You make it sound so intriguing! I might actually have to read this now. Maybe my library has it …
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Oh, i hope you give it a try 😊. I didn’t really know what to expect, but was pleasantly surprised. Not sure how i would have felt without the audio, but with it… so good.
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not my usual genre, but feel I should give it a go now!
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I hope you’ll enjoy it if you decide to try it 🙂
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One of my favorite series! And it only gets better with the next two books😁
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Yay!! 😀 ❤
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I will come back read your review once I’ll have read my copy which has just landed in my mail today (I kid you not). 😉
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Ooh, how exciting 🙂 Hope you’ll enjoy it!
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Love your review!! So glad you loved this!!
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❤
I enjoyed it more than i thought i will!
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Love when that happens!!
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Love the format! I definitely have seen a lot of hype around this book, but never bothered to pick it up. I’m definitely considering it now!
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Thank you 🙂
I hope you’ll like it as much as i did if you decide to read it ❤
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Great review! I’ve had this one forever, and need to read it pronto!
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Oh, now you’ll have no excuse! 😀
Hope you’ll like it!
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One of the best damn post, EVEH! You really give us an insight into what the book(s) are all about, and no one can fault your creative review format. Brilliant idea!
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Haha, thank you ❤
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Very clever and more, now I want to read the damn book! lol
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Classic 😀
Well, i hope you do and have a lot of fun with it 🙂 I’m curious what you think, since you like those classics a lot and this is so different.
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Ah, then you would be wrong to think it’s different. This style has been done before. By the way, a couple of friends and I were going to do this kind of thing on a website (which we did, and then!) I might try again doing the website again. And yeah, I’m intrigued to read the series.
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Ah, how cool is that!
I remember seeing a similar book that was written this way, but i couldn’t tell you what it was called 😀 I think i’m gonna look for more like this.
That website idea is great! 🙂
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Loved reading your thoughts on this, Norrie, and thanks for the notes on the size of it! I would have been intimidated. Luckily I have it on Kindle so I don’t see the daunting size in three dimension. One of these days I’ll get to it! Wonderful review!
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Oh, kindle, even better! 🙂
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ahh Norrie, this is so cool????? YOU ARE SO COOL?????? i love this review sm, I want to listen to the audiobook nowww
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I think you’d like this a lot. Had some very intense moments for sure 🙂
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I have heard SO MANY good things about these books. I really need to get on them!
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They were all correct! I think, anyway 🙂
Hope you’ll enjoy it if you decide to read it!
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Love the format for your review! (And the review itself of course.) I was an am totally team Aidan all things. He rules!
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Yess, Aidan won this one 😀
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Oh my goodness, I loved Illuminae! I’m thrilled you enjoyed it too! The rest of the trilogy is amazing too 😀
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Oh yay 🙂 Can’t wait to read the rest ❤
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So glad to see so much love for this one! Enjoyed it a lot too; haven’t read the other two yet though! 😮
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Oh noes! I hear they are even better than this one!
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Oh nice format for the review 😃 I haven’t read this series yet because I don’t read sci-fi. But all the reviews have only said positive things about it so probably I would pick it up soon. And the size is definitely intimidating but now that you said thag it mostly has pictures, I am less afraid 😂
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Haha, yes it’s quite manageable, not text heavy at all.
Hope you will enjoy it if you decide to try it.
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I WANT TO READ THIS SO FUCKING BADLY. I NEEEEED.
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Hahaha 😀
You totes should give it a try 😀 It’s quite intense.
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Oh I LOVE that review formatting, it looks amazing and so fitting for the book! Great job 😀
I remember being really nervous to read this book – it’s not my usual genre and the format scared me, to be honest. In the end, I ended up enjoying it a lot more than I thought I would! 😀
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Same for me! Although i wasn’t worries about the format so much but more about “uhh, teenagers, in loooove”… but it was quite all right and manageable 😀
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Ahhhh wonderful review, Norrie! I can’t wait to read this one, I own a copy and was planning on reading along with the audio because I heard the full cast is amazing; glad that the experience was a good one for you!
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Oh it iiis! Good choice 🙂
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Awesome review! I like how you did this in analyst mode haha! Which is one of my fave things about this series. I just loved all the footage and IM’s and stuff. It really upped the tension I thought? And AIDAN- I did NOT like him, which I think puts me in the minority? Although he did grow on me.Oh and I thought Gemina was even better, so hopefully you’ll like that one too. 🙂
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Yeah, AIDAN is a well written asshole, basically 😀 I enjoy reading about the “bad guy”, or in this case “bad AI” 😀 For me he was one of the best characters, but certainly not a nice one personality wise.
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Lovely review! I really need to read this one hella soon. It sounds amazing. Haha.
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Oh, Kelly, you totes should! 🙂 I think you’d enjoy it.
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Legit I finished this THIS MORNING and OMG. Also, this is 100% the best review ever. I can’t even deal with this. It’s amazing. You are my hero.
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❤
Yay, another fan 🙂 I don't think i'll manage to read the second book this year, but it's on the top of the list for next year.
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Same. But it’s at the top of the list for 2019!
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Absolutely love how you did this review! And loved this book too! I so agree that this was mind blowing and harrowing 😀 And AIDAN was such a fantastic character!! And you’re so right about the precision here. And yeah, it may be long, but I whizzed through it too. Fantastic review!
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I need more of AIDAN 😀
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This book is totally mind blown!! The format made it more exciting to read, And oh! The characters! They are confusing and lovely at the same time!
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Yes, they were so well written 🙂
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